From the way things have gone before I've noticed that no matter what I say on here in describing myself I never grab anyone's attention. Unless I go on a rant in which case that gets a few (mostly unwanted) responses. I think this can be attributed to two things: my pictures and my body type.

Ok so... if you look at my pics, you will clearly see that 'a few extra pounds' doesn't mean I'm related to Jabba the Hutt.. No, it just means I have a little extra. And hey! Guess what, weight can be lost, so get over it. And I honestly don't find myself that unattractive. No I'm not some douche that has a six pack, goes to clubs and uses women for sex (admit it that's the type you go for).. I'm just an average guy.. so wtf is the big deal?

It seems I went on a rant, lol. Oh well. Like I said, no one hardly reads this, it's all about those damn pics. Well have at it.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're, no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say

We can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

its a Safety dance
Oh well its safe to dance
Yes it safe to dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never going to lose it
Everything will work out right

I say, We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Well it's safe to dance
Yes it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Yes it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance
Well it's safe to dance

It's a Safety Dance
Well it's a Safety Dance
Oh it's a Safety Dance
Oh it's a Safety Dance
Well it's a Safety Dance