Eh, I'm probably one of the last people who should describe myself, so I'll let others do it for me. I've been called sarcastic, loyal, goofy, agile for a 90 year old man, funny, gey (though that was from a 13 year old kid in a video game who obviously couldn't spell so I'm not sure he was a great judge of character), crazy, etc. I'd like to think I'm a good friend who values the few friends who have stayed with me this long in my life. I've always been a kid at heart, someone who enjoys the little/silly things in life (going to the movies with friends, playing soccer or dodgeball with other adult sized children, tailgating at KU football games in the fall, catching a KC Wizards game, celebrating with friends as the Chiefs fire Carl Peterson, etc). If any of this seems remotely interesting then I ask you (with my sad puppy dog eyes) to shoot me an email, text message, morse code, or whatever you crazy kids do these days.

Alright, so what do I look for in a friend? Preferably alive though if you're a zombie that's cool too as it may give me an advantage come the zombie apocalypse. I'd like someone who is able to avenge me on the dodgeball court when I'm hit in the head by the opposition. Someone that can take my awful sense of sarcasm/humor, dish it right back, and then carry me to my house when I ball up in the fetal position and start crying because of how mean you were to me. Someone that is willing to watch the latest season of Lost with me on dvd without giving out the spoilers. Someone that will pick me over the tree in the picture...no matter how good looking the tree is. I've already had two people ask for the tree's number...it's not cool and the tree is in a committed relationship.

I saw this on another site and actually liked the idea of them as an icebreaker. Basically they are just first date questions, but I'm going to cheat and use them here.

What's your favorite book?

If you could wake up tomorrow with any ability, what would it be?

What's your dream job?

What's your favorite possession?

First dates are for newbs. I go straight to marriage, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Now if by chance there was some "crazy person" who wasn't comfortable with the idea of immediate marriage then I guess I would suggest a first meeting versus a first date. Maybe a meet up to go grab ice cream and mix in a bit of people watching while we discuss their fear of commitment (immediate marriage).