I have been in Vegas for almost 2 years, I am not entirely sold on the dessert terrain, but I am trying to work it out.

Before Vegas I lived in Del Mar (San Diego) for 15 years about a mile form the beach, so you can understand why I am still adjusting.

Why did I move here? That’s a question better served over many drinks, or a couch and a licensed therapist!

I’m not sure if Vegas is the place for me, but you never know right? I have a real job, a real car, my own place, so I guess as I have been told I am not your typical Las Vegas guy.

How would I describe myself? (Ok, it’s time for me to think out side the box)

Let’s roll out the red carpet and ask a few celebrities what think of me, I see Brad and Angelina, let’s interview them.

Excuse me, Ms. Jolie, how would you describe Mike Miller?

Angelina: Michael is very cool, he has an engaging personality, and someone you always feel comfortable with, he can fit into any social circle, and always makes me smile.

Interviewer: That’s nice of you to say, but we were looking for a bit more spice

Angelina: Well you know I am married to Brad, but I wouldn’t mind kissing him, I hear he is the world’s greatest kisser, so I wouldn’t mind putting that to the test.

Brad: I hate that guy!

Interviewer: hmm OK, thanks, I see Madonna, let’s talk to her
Interviewer: Madonna, you know Mike Miller right, can you tell us more about him?

Madonna: I adore Michael, he is my kind of guy, he can be adventurous, he has a universal way of thinking, and he is not boring.

Interviewer: Thank you, well folks we are running out of time and space, let’s just recap what our red carpet celebrities had to say about Michael

Donald Trump:“Michael has an entrepreneurial spirit and is very bright”
Woopi Goldberg:“That white boy is fine”
Tiger Woods: “Damn, I wish I was as creative as Michael”
Santa Clause: “Mike Miller? He can be naughty and nice”
Sara Jessica Parker: “He can be so romantic”
Jake Gyllenhaal: “He can be a real cowboy”
Mike Miller: HEY JAKE, TAKE THAT BACK!
Jake Gyllenhaal: Just kidding buddy!
Cameron Diaz: “ I would say, he is the male version of Something about Mary”
Dr. Ruth: “He has a lot to offer, he just needs to find the right woman”

Well that’s about it.

I just wanted to step out side the box, and have a little fun with this, if you think we should chat, please say hello ;)

If you think I am just crazy, or a bit corny, it’s OK, I can live with that.

Let's just talk and see where that takes us...