I'm Josh and I'm 27. I love to travel and have dance-off's with my new puppy. I love music and playing tennis and golf. I'm fun, ambitious and love being the life of the party. I think Chuck Norris jokes are great. I love Sutter Home white zinfandel... and its the original! My guitar hero skills greatly improve with every shot of Patron Silver. When i first beat Mario 3... i really did think the princess was in another castle.

Tequila is my friend. I love cheese but only eat it if its melted (string cheese gets a pass to this rule). I love fall because its the only time of year i dont complain about the temperature outside. I would absolutely go gay for Harrison Ford circa 1981. I love hearing a new song so good that i immediately listen to 492 times. If i could go back in time... i would expand my frog and toad selling business when i was 12. My cousin and I put on some wicked puppet shows in the late 80's. Tina Fey = HOT! Tequila is NOT my friend.

My first memory is of a helicopter landing on 4th of july as i ate a red, white and blue popsickle... USA!... USA!... USA!!! I love Barq's root beer because of an autobiography i read at barnes and nobles bookstore. My most important possession is a picture of my siblings and i when we were little. When i read Stephen Colbert's book i laughed aloud (seriously, its like lol) I really need to stop texting and driving.

I often wonder why music is such a huge part of my life and yet i have a terrible fear of clapping in church. I love passionate lyrics and yet i cant get that d*mn Sugar Ray song out of my head. Somedays i just really miss my mom cutting my sandwiches into quarters so they are easier to eat. I know I have incredible talent because I am still undefeated in "guess who"

I think emo boys are cute in the same way as civil war re-enactments. I often wonder about the bumper sticker "love wins"... is that true? If i could be friends with one person I've never met, it would probably be Conan O'Brian. I swear to god if i hear that "lil wayne" song one more time i will kick a kitten. I think it would be really funny if a super small town invested in light rail transportation. Personally, it baffles me that Andre the Giant's movie career never took off after "princess bride" I have never, nor will I ever, kick a kitten :)

I'm Josh. I'm awesome. I'll change your life :)

I can make anything fun as long as your not a serial killer, secretly 15 years old, or worse... secretly a 68 year old man... Oh, and you've brushed your teeth before hand.