I love long walks on the beach, fuzzy little puppies,fluffy kittens, and gardening. No..wait, I burn on the beach, puppies poop on the carpet,the kitties really floof in the dryer(!!), and I'm allergic to both pollen and bees..So all that's left is flirtatious fun. I'm up for meeting new people . Male or female...but warning, I won't flirt with you girls...sorry.

I'm an aspiring artist, novelist, cartoon voice,seductress (success there so-so)perfectionist (failing miserably there).

Now I'm supposed to say what a great person I am (how funny, witty, pretty ,sexy, well built, carefree, no worries) , and how much you'll enjoy talking to me, but honestly? I can be a class A witch and you might very well dislike me. I pull no punches and tell the truth, whether y'all like it or not...of course I could have put that a better way...forthright and honest....but then that wouldn't have sounded like me.

OK..I have a sparkling personality, biting wit, and warped sense of humor..add to that built like a brick poop house (big boobs) ,big blue eyes, and a shi t eating grin...that would be me.

enough!!!!Can I be finished yet?

Weelllll.. I'm not planning on a first date..so let's explore here

scenerio #1 We meet (online) fall madly in lust and make like bunnies behind the motherboard

scenerio #2 We meet (online) and we hate each other and mutually block the other

scenerio #3 We meet (online) are impressed with each other's intellect and strike up a torrid friendship.

scenerio #4 we meet (online) and decide we're both harmless and meet for tea and crumpets and discuss the latest book/tv show/ or porn mag we've observed

scenerio #5 we meet (online) discover we actually know each other in real time and both slink back to our perspective holes in the ground.