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Profession sergeant major(so My son says )/ unemployed
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
This is how it IS : I would rather date a 70 year old decrepid `boring' old fart who liked cuddling by the fire EVERY-NIGHT,AND couldn`t get it up than most of the ass-holes on here-FACT. I don`t even care if You stroke My friggin hair and I have to be a `Princess-Lassie'( with-out the yelping of course.lol).
Another thing-I couldn`t give a sh*tabout being on Your favourite list.Also I don`t give a DAMN about impressing men. We all know what You want anyway. Call Me picky,but I find it weird men contacting Me for LTR who don`t want kids. Hello !- I`ve got three (2 under 18)12,16 + 18. I appreciate that I`m totally irresistable and ALL that),but how am I to take You seriously?
some things I like :
1) the smell of grapefruit-this makes Me feel lively
2)tapioca
3)poached smoked haddock in milk
4)rump well done steak
5)tia maria
6)`Attitude'for men-Georgio Armani
7) David Attenborough`s voice on wildlife program`s ,lol- thought I`d share that with You
First Date
What I would do on a first date.. get on Your motor-bike of course with My arms wraped around Your waist + accelerate to FREEDOM ! ! coastal views + a picnic You've thoughtfully chucked together coz it was spontaneous !- and some light playful conversation( ok lol,a few dates in )
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Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
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