So Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to heavens gates, shes greeted by St Peter who says "Farrah we've been waiting for you, because of all the good you did on earth we have decided to grant you one wish, what is your wish?"

Farrah thinks for a minute and then says "I wish for all of earths children to be happy, and safe"

St Peter smiles and says "Done"

... 30 min later Michael Jackson Dies!

muhahahaahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!! let the hate mail commence
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Note - i am having email issues with my profile - if i add you to my favs list it means i tried to email you but couldnt get it to work so im hopeing you will email me!

- I honestly believe that theres someone out there for EVERYONE - i mean a perfect example - look at Sigfreid and Roy - what do you think the odds where of One Gay Lion and Tiger tamer finding ANOTHER Gay lion and tiger tamer? hummmmm?


I used to host a college radio program back in the day when i was a student - was broadcast on campus and online.... had many local southern ontario bands come in to pitch their material including bands like flatlined, accident prone, sum 41, One Down, princess riot ect ect

I think its time for me to just come out and admit that i am a total redophile lol so if your a redhead that already puts you in my good books

Just an observation folks- i have YET to see or talk to a single "serious member" who actully admits to paying for the upgrade - most of them seem bewildered about how the gold star got there - or want it removed lol.... just keep that in mind if your considering giving the site owners more money!





I like people of substance.
I am not an elitist snob- contrary to popular belief.
I rarely take myself seriously.
I raise my glass to erudition.
I'm riddled with faults and fractures.
I have high expectations.
I've made mistakes.
I'm not perfect.
I can admit this.
I am only human.
I let none of this hide my smile

- Can u guess where the following quotes from?



Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -

Quoth the server,

"404".

A list of unfortunate lessons girls learn from Twilight


1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.

2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.

3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.

4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.

5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe.

6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.

7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.

8. Boys who leave you always come back.

9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.

10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.

12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.

13. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.

14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.

15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.

16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.

17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.

18. When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and **stardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.

19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segmen