The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think...
Thankfully I am NOT your average gal.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME...
Four eyed, average LOOKING, hard ass, easily amused with a very warped sense of humor. I think I am so funny and THAT is hilarious I am never serious, seriously. I do know how to have REAL fun, but I sometimes I forget .. There isn't a lot that scares me, and that's VERY scary. The things that DO scare me are the possibilities more than reality. I tend to get along best with people who know how to take a joke. I am addicted to sarcasm...I can't turn it off. The more serious the situation, the harder I have to work to bite my tongue. I may sometimes say something that will put you off, but trust me, it's all in good fun.

Thumb wrestling and or cliff diving! Throw in some lipstick smearing ....Perfect. DAZZLE ME!

WAIT!

THIS IS WHAT POF STATES...
OMG!@ ------------> People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is. -------------- HILARIOUS.