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Smoothie35 The Catfish: Batteries Not Required...
City
Land of Great Waterfalls Ontario
Sign
Gemini
Height
5' 8" (173 cm)
Age
49 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Other Religion
New York City 08
dating
              
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
Does it Matter
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
CarsComputorsHouse Renovations & Travel
About Me
********* PLEASE READ CAREFULLY **********

Ok...here i go again(pleeze let it be the last time)....divorced(6 years)...steady job...house...vehicles no baggage that I can think of other than my suitcases in the basement. I'm not alone by any means,I have a great circle of friends just looking for that someone special looking to spend quality times with travelling, dining, renovating, visiting places,weekend getaways..or staying home...relaxing. I'm
kinda old school...chivalry does exist with me....my woman is my queen.
I enjoy working out at the gym(not a jock) 3-5 times a week and staying/eating healthy, doing renovation work, gardening, cooking even going to flea markets.
If you're interested...drop me a line...I promise not to bite...maybe nibble a bit tho ;)




What I've Learned on Here....

1) Not everyone here is who they say they are...rather is who they want to be
2) Mean what you say....say what you mean....don't BS about it
3) If you have more than 300 favorites....you'll have none in the end
4) If you have more than 500 favorites....start a fan club...you'll probably get stalked...where was I going with this again..?
5) If you have more pics of your pet than yourself....either you're trying to set them up,or....you;re going for a threesome....ewww
6) Where's Waldo?...who the hell the cares....
7) When posting a pic....puhleeeeze don't have your ex in it
8) When someone IM's you...have the descency to say.."no thanx"..or "not interested"
....a little kindness goes a long way...otherwise..I will stalk you :0
9) If you have a partner and you're not interested in meeting someone...get out !...this is not a donut shop.
10) "Ladies"...Posting your naked butt or boob doesn't get you a gentleman like you seem to think so
11) And this one is questionable....define (body) average....10...20....30....certainly NOT 50 lb overweight
12) If you have more than 1000 favorites....you're in the wrong biz honey
13) If you are a nurse...why to you have to let the world know..in your profile name?..eg.."BestNurse...NiagaraNurse.....CoolNurse...etc...I'm a paint stripper and refinisher..I don't call myself ..."Sam the Stripper"
14) Make sure that when you do meet....you have the right day
15) Just because a person adds you to a favorite....doesn't mean they want to have sex with you...
16) If your profile is more than 6 paragraph long(ie...a short novel)...you might want to consider getting a job
17) What's with all the women looking for a man to "make me laugh".....marry a clown then
18) When on a date...don't bring your meds with you...saying ".I need to take these to calm me down..."
19) If you have to "hide" your profile....you're really not all that single
20) When your profile says.."have a pic...because I have otherwise I will not respond.." live up to you words and show some integrity---> respond please !
21) If I see another ..."where have all the good guys gone..."....I'll look in the mirror...and remind nyself..."oh ya...there he is"
22) Yes...chemistry plays a big role in finding the right date....so does booze
23) "Must Love Dogs"...why...are they coming on the date too?
24) And finally...gonna burn for this one.....I will promise to leave the toilet seat down.....if you promise to clean the seat :)
25)...meet alot of nice people here...TuttyFruitty00...Mellicious....JumpinJenn
...never give up....the wind is always at your back..!

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First Date
Coffee?..bright lights,hyped up and talking mile a minute....sure(not!)
Amusement park,in a pool or playing pool,game of twister or just a nice Manhatten in a dimly lit lounge overlooking the citys' skyline. Open to ideas if none of this is works.
Mail Settings (To message Smoothie35 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 43 and 52
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married

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