Dear diary...Today was a day like any other… After waking up, I managed to save an entire litter of puppies from a burning building, on my way to the animal shelter to find safe haven for these poor defenseless babies who were in dire need of some TLC I came to the realization, that these puppies, and me were one in the same… despite all our physical differences, we both just needed someone to love… that someone could be you(s). I enjoy long walks on the beach candle lit dinners for two, and just good old fashioned fun, where I don’t end up severely injured, or maimed in the process. If you think you could be the Laverne to my Shirley, or the Kraft to my mac n’ cheese. I implore you to message me, so we can talk about the weather, or your day, or more importantly, the puppies… just please think of the puppies…

the most important thing is that it ends wanting that second date.