Well..

I am a dynamic figure often seen in Cabinet meetings and business conferences.

During my free time I remodel internal combustion engines to make them more efficient in the area of heat retention.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international
botany circles.

Children trust me !!!

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby**** and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.

I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.

I have performed several covert operations for the CIA and Counter Ops for Mossad.

I sleep once a week; when I do
sleep, I sleep in a chair.

While on vacation in Kashmir, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.

The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact tae-kwondo.

Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a sack of rice and a toaster oven.

I breed prizewinning clams.

I have won bullfights in San Juan,
cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

Inspite of all this I am Modesty Personified.

But Enough about me , so Whats up with you ?

Something fun , but the precise nature of the activity shall remain a secret..