MATURE LADY REQUIRED FOR MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP

YOU

Age: Any

Physical makeup: Any

Marital status: Not presently married

Preferred (but not essential) attributes: Slightly shy, reserved, bookish, non-pet owner.

Brain: Yes, please

Sense of humour: Would help

Nymphomaniacs and alcoholics need not apply.


ME

Age: A young-looking 53 (so I am told)

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 220 lbs.

Occupation: Chef

Place of birth: Bolton, England

Marital status: Separated (for many years)

Likes: Putting a smile on peoples' faces, Bolton Wanderers FC, Coronation Street, good honest conversation, the occasional movie or theatre visit, La-Z-Boy rocker recliners, 2 beers a night and the odd glass of wine, reading, and loud colourful pants.

Dislikes: C0ckroaches, bagpipes, having to tolerate @ssholes, and Hotel California by The Eagles.

While I am listed as separated, I have not been with my ex for years. We have no contact except through attorneys.

As I have extremely limited access to the internet, would appreciate moving offline as soon as is comfortable for you. Please be patient with replies as I am not able to check e-mail often (do not have my own computer). Also, since I have such limited access, browsing through ads is something I don't have the luxury of being able to do. Please send a quick hello or add me to your favourite list and I will be sure to get back to you as quickly as I'm able. Thanks! :)

We can discuss and find something mutually agreeable.