My mom says I'm just so awesome that I shouldn't need an introduction! I can beat most psychics in their predictions and have won arm wrestling contests with wimpy men. I am enjoying belly dancing and Polka dancing in my spare time. I can divide by zero. I have won bullfights in Spain and I can count from zero to infinity in 13 minutes.

***If you haven’t figured out my sarcastic sense of humor as of now, you might as well as stop reading my profile.***

I get everyone to laugh and feel good about themselves in any conversation I have with them. I’m pleasant, friendly, outspoken and very talkative. I am also sincere and honest.

I am blessed with a great family and friends. Currently, my main focus in life is to raise my beautiful six year-old daughter to be happy and well-rounded. I have learned so much from her, especially patience! :) I work hard and have a great job where I get to be a financial nerd. I am self-sufficient and intelligent. Also, I love a good challenge. I always take any opportunity to learn new things.

I enjoy watching sports or some type of home improvement show on TV. I usually have some sport game on TV in the background as I am doing other things around the house. My favorite is baseball or football ...or golf if I want to fall asleep ;-). I can drink beer with the best of guys and love to go dancing with my girlfriends. Watching movies is one of my favorite past times, but lately its rare I get to do that. Comedies are my favorite. I love to laugh!

I love a guy who can hold up his end of a conversation. There is nothing more attractive to me than intelligence and quick wit. If a man can challenge me intellectually, I melt. I am crazy of any guy who can make me laugh. NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR

I am looking for a guy who is well-rounded; who is ambitious and driven, but also grounded, easy-going and kind. I am looking for someone to enjoy the simple things in life like teaching me how to cook, (I don't really cook right now.), watch sports and movies, doing outside activities, or just spending time together, either being goofy or romantic.
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Top Ten reasons I'm just not that into you (based on true dating stories)
10) If you cut a picture of your head and paste it onto someone else's body or use your high school graduation picture.
9) Ask me to split a salad because you are on "Portion Control" aka cheap!
8) Wear a wedding band and tell me it’s for decoration. Not buying it!
7) Won't drive to meet me because I live too far - Zip code excuse. If you live too far and not willing to driving, obviously you are not worth my time.
6) Be Negative Norm that can only have mind-numbing conversation with me
5) Ask me to send naughty pics or have the pose in the bathroom mirror on your profile - I will NOT return your emails.
4) Stalker, Creepy, Swinger, Alcoholic, Smoker, or Convicted Felon
3) Lie about your height - If you are honestly 5’6" put that and not 5'10". Walking on your tippy toes or wearing boots are not going to make you that tall.
2) Have nose hair so long that you look like Charlie Chaplin with a mustache! Yuck!
1) Are jobless, car-less, homeless, or can't afford to at least pay for half of the date. No sugar mama here!

P.S. You are is spelled You're not Your! Happy fishing! :