I wonder if my headline got you in here. I know how women LOVE to find bargains; even while looking for men! :-) But that's fine, I feel flattered that you thought of me as a bargain. Now since you're already here, you might as well drop me a line and see how this works out for us. I would love to meet you if you are one of those great girls that Dr. Phil talks about. Not that I would usually take advice on dating from an old bald man, but his advice on taking a chance makes sense. If you are considered intelligent, beautiful, and kind with a good heart then you might just be the one I am looking for.

A bonus if you are a liberal since I am one too, I do not wish to replace Bush's photo with yours on my dart-board anytime soon. At least not until we're married for a few years and I know many (or most) of your tricks. :-)

I don't care whether you can spell or not, (you don't even have to be fluent in English) but your choice of words has to make sense. Essentially I'm saying that intentional usage of "ur" instead of YOUR (or YOU ARE if used accordingly) is annoying.

There is a reason why most of us don't read profiles, such ruthless torture. I'll add a few items here that I noticed when I read profiles:
- Only those with an IQ of a paper-plate write "Can you keep up with me" on their profile. (Classic signs of a socially inept individual.)
- The usage of "in a nutshell" is ridiculous, picture a nutshell. (no point in copying such pointless expressions from others.)
- Those who make literal claims of being genuine are never that, in fact my observation tells me that they are worse than used-car salesmen. I stop reading those profiles and move on immediately.
- Similarly I skip anyone who makes a literal claim of being funny. (Trust me, none of us laugh when we literally read that on your profile)
- The same goes for fools who make literal claims of being witty.
- To be continued...

PS: I am only looking for someone never married and without any kids. And if you have lied about your age (I don't care why) then please don't contact me.

If the company is great, things just work out. I hope to meet someone who can hold conversations! Meeting for drinks or coffee works for me. No dinner on a first date unless if you're buying me a lobster - in which case I'll even pretend that I'm listening to all your stories. ;-) Please have a sense of humor, and use it too.