Lets see the instructions say:

1- Talk about your hobbies; I spend quite a bit of time making citizens arrests for jay walking....it really is a problem, whatever happened to " cross at the green not in between"?
2-Talk about my goals/aspirations:Well one of my main goals is to have couples that dress with the same shirt or outfits ( youve seen them )sterilized....they should not reproduce.
3- Talk about myself and what makes me unique: Come on, to talk about myself, essential brag.....it just isnt in me...

Do I have to get serious now?....ok, im 47, I was married for 20 years, im self employed so I have the flexibility and problems that go along with that....I am an avid reader, I play golf, I like most sports, I enjoy watching my kids play sports, AC, historical buildings, Live music, mostly rock old and new, im mostly italian.

You see that questions that asks "Do you do drugs"? I dont, but does anyone answer the question YES?

I do have some things that I have to be firm about:

1- You have to have been born a woman....hey to each his own, but id prefer to date someone I can beat in arm wrestling.
2- If you have clothes for your dog.......ummm it isnt gonna work.
3- Please don't have more then one personality....not including that 2nd one that only lasts a few days a month, I can deal with that one.
4- If you have ever been thrown out of one of your kids sporting events for being obnoxious....ummmmm I pass.

A first date has to be somewhere quiet where you can talk to the the person....screaming over a band at a concert isnt going to be fun. Dinner, a walk after dinner, maybe a bottle of wine.