I like boring and doing nothing. I like odd and different, shooting rats at the dump, bingo halls, things I've never done. It doesn't have to be intense or eXtreme to be a good time. Cheap thrills, claw machines, carny rides.

I'm throwing a party, there will be drinking, fuking and fighting and you're the only one I'm inviting.

I signed a non-compete agreement so I can't win for losing. My role model as a child was Charlie Brown. I'm still looking for my Lucy.

Is it a requisite that I be looking for a partner in crime? If so I would choose someone who has previous arrests and knows a good lawyer. They should have experience with B&E, muggings, back alley dealings and be proficient with both side arms and hand to hand combat. A full background check will be performed to back up your claims of thuggishness. I will also accept experienced chavs but under no circumstance a juggalo.

1. Talk about your hobbies. - shadow puppets. wearing corduroy in July.

2. Talk about your goals/aspirations - get old, retire, donate my organs when I die. I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.

3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. - You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say lets devolve, let the chips fall where they may.

4. Your taste in music. -I like all music except Country & Rap…
— Most people who have never listened to OR truly appreciated a Belle and Sebastian, Jay-Z, Tribe Called Quest, Stereophonics, Devo, Blur, The Smiths, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Stranglers, The Kooks, The Raveonettes, The Mountain Goats, The Dead Kennedys, The Libertines, Leonard Cohen, The Wrens, The Octopus Project with Black Moth Super Rainbow, The Smashing Pumpkins, N.E.R.D, The Dandy Warhols, Ratatat or a Bob Dylan record… I like listening to music in parking lots, it just sounds better.

5. Movies. Yeah they're good too.

I'm new to the webernets dating thing so we would have to meet in a public place first. Maybe a coffee shop or a book store. Then we could go for a walk and talk maybe sit for a spell. Dinner and drinks or something else cliche and pedestrian like mini golf or a bike ride.