I'm part suit-and-tie-business-man and part intense-artist-musician-who's-sometimes-over-opinionated-yet-always-trying-to-make-people-laugh, with a touch of smarm/snark... in search of a lurid fever dream, preferably one wearing tight fitting jeans.

I enjoy talking movies, film, sketch comedy, and music. I'm a huge music person, whether it's playing/writing it or listening to it. My goal in life right now is to think of something brilliant to write here...okay, so that goal didn't exactly pan out. My new goal is to meet someone cool and interesting that isn't into all the same stuff as me and that can maybe show me some cool new bands I haven't heard of(good luck...jk) or movies, books, etc...it's cool to share interests, of course, but if I wanted to go out with someone identical to me, I'd just date myself(which I've actually tried. It didn't work out, as I turned out to be a horrible boyfriend...or is it "self-friend"?). My sense of humor is as dry as a desert, in case you couldn't tell.

Depends. Exciting answer, I know...hey I'm just sayin! Most likely it'd be dinner/lunch or something like bowling or miniature golf, because as lame as that sounds, those things are most conducive of getting to know someone while easing tension(well, besides getting hammered, of course, but mini-golf and bowling don't make me regret having to get up early in the morning for work).