If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.

LOL

While it's not original, it works... :)

I'm looking for funny, intelligent, and interesting guys to become friends first. I like to think I'm fairly well-rounded, easy to get along with, and diverse. If you use words like "irregardless," "all of the sudden," or "a whole nother," I'm probably not the girl for you lol... (however, bonus points if you do catch the reference)