I am absolutely loving LIFE!!! I am an extremely happy person with a great personality...very upbeat & positive. The glass is always half full. Very fun, adventurous and spontaneous. I have a great job at a large financial firm...currently working on creating a WONDERFUL career for myself! I love traveling, hence all the travel photos. I enjoy being around fun and entertaining people. I have many hobbies, I like many things, and I am very open. You will not regret...

It would be great to have a girlfriend in my life...just VERY difficult to find someone worthwhile. I am known for being extremely picky, but why settle for less?! I never acquiesce in other aspects of my life, why begin now? Therefore it’s truly difficult to meet someone with all standards I seek...am I being too selective? You decide...

Must haves...

1) Intelligence
2) Driven to Succeed
3) Adventurous
4) Sarcastic/Sense of Humor

Those four pre-requisites decrease the potential girlfriend pool by 80%...subtracting an additional 40% of the remaining prospectives due to charisma and "average" body types, again minus 10% due to crazy personalities, and factoring in the probability I might randomly meet "the one" computes to .001%...not even Bernoulli could create this equation!!!

I want a girl...with a library card, that goes to church at least during Christmas and Easter, has 1 broken finger nail...no less, no more, burps after drinking beer while watching the game, stops to shop at Burton, that combines the smell of Chanel perfume and sweat, owns a copy of "The Notebook" (Yes, I read it when I was in High School and wanted to fall in love), laughs at popsicle stick jokes, has two passports because the first is full, that bookmarked Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, and finally, can beat me at Chess and Sudoku. Also, to have witty sarcasm is key, because without realizing most of the written words in the above paragraph are jokes, climb aboard the fail ship!


"Let me take this brief interlude to write some quotes. Quotes are very telling of character, and if I had thought of the examples below, all would have '- Stefan M. Hofer Jr.' next to them." - Stefan M. Hofer Jr.

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. -Luigi Pirandello

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. - Albert Einstein

The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, or ever seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them. - Denis Watley

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The idea that seeing life means going from place to place and doing a great variety of obvious things is an illusion natural to dull minds. - Charles Horton Cooley

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. - Dalai Lama

No two equals are the same. - Principia Discordia

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What would you do if you knew you could not fail? - Robert H, Schuller

Well, the secret of happiness is that it's an inside job. - Stephen Pollen

Booya Kasha - Da Ali G

Copy the link and listen while reading the below. It's more fun that way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_mLFHLSULw&feature=fvw

I am trotting up to your place on my stallion, jump off and hand you a dozen roses. We gallop across fields of flowers and prairies, watching listless butterflies flap their wings. We then take off in a prop. plane and prepare to skydive. We hold hands as we jump off, and hug when we touch the ground. The Ferrari should be running idle, ready and waiting for you to drive. We coast down the freeway with the top down screaming out "money ain't a thang". As we approach the ocean shore the sun continues to drop while we literally drive into the sunset. We grab the surfboards waiting for us that are dug into the sand. After several waves, I light the candles for our dinner. Currents of California syrah dance around your palate as we lay down overlooking constellations of stars. Shooting stars are out tonight, and I wish to see you again.

Now put down the Romance novel and hit the "Message SuperlativeStef Now!"