Hello Everybody,
Now let's face it, a piece of beef like this is not going to stay out of the oven for long and just to be different...
I love filling in these things and know exactly what to say...
Now correct me if I am wrong but when you first split up with somebody (I assume that most people who look at this profile have been in a relationship before) it is terrible, you go from having a best friend who shares everything with you to nothing, it is devastating. Obviously over time you think about them less and less but you think to yourself the only way you can really get over it is to find a replacement so you find yourself on some place like this. I had a moment the other night when I thought "Hang On, some of the best times I've ever had were when I was single, it's not so bad". So that is the stage of recovery I am at.
I have been single for six months and I think that I am ready for the next victim, or maybe "special someone" sounds better.
I could tell you how honest and loyal I am and what a great sense of humour* I have and how much fun we could have together but they are just words on a screen until we meet, so here are some specifics.
I get paid to transfer chemicals from large containers into smaller containers so that schoolchildren can use them in their science experiments, my personal favourite is potassium. There are no female members of staff at my workplace and I am sorely missing people to flirt with.
I play in a band and hopefully we sound a bit like the music I like** i.e the Monkees, Girls Aloud, Abba and all that jolly pop music stuff. I did once take to the stage as a stand up comedian (it seems all you girls are looking for a man to make them laugh) but that was in a country where they will laugh at anything.
I have just started modern jive too and am always on the look out for somebody to shake a tail feather with.
Don't watch much telly but can watch ANY sport, it's fascinating. Any cinema is good as long as it's made by somebody with at least half a brain.
I also enjoy travelling (mainly to destinations available from Norwich airport).

So there you go, don't be shy, life's too short etc

Love

Ian

* I actually love pathetic jokes and smutty innuendos
** I also love country music but it seems not many others share my enthusiasm that is why it's stuck down here at the bottom.

I thought maybe we could both squeeze into a phonebox, strip down to our undies and pretend we were invisible (If that goes well we could do something more adventurous for the second one)
Or perhaps we could go in for that Lady Gaga competition on here?