Testing 1-2-3...is this thing on?

**Update** - Okay giving up on this whole dating thing. Friends only need apply!

I am originally from NJ, having moved to SW Florida 6 years ago. Let me stress that I did not move to FL to roast myself in the sun, in a place where dirt meets water. I came here to stop shoveling snow. See the difference.

I am currently preparing for the zombie apocalypse. In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best!

Since I moved to Naples in October, all I have done for the most part, is work and sleep! I have been out and about a few times, but would love to find someone special to share a sunset with.

PLEASE, if you are going to write to me, DO NOT use cliches!!!

I love loud rock music when I am driving, and you can catch/embarrass me by pulling up along side me and laughing at me while I belt out a tune with the radio. I enjoy fishing, but have no luck at it. That's right, even tho I can bait my own hook, and even yours if required!

I am a simple means kind of guy, who is laid back, easy going, and can even be a bit shy until I know you better.

I love a good comedy, and live for the thrill of a good horror movie!

Anyone who knows and loves MST3K automatically gets points!!!

If you are peeking, send me a message. I won't bite...well not too hard! lol

No dates, just a latte in a cafe somewhere will do.