So I've been on here for around a month and have found POF quite fascinating. Here's what I've learned so far:

1) Girls are not into games.
Apparently not one girl here is into "games" that supposedly guys like to play. I assume this means guys stringing a girl along or having issues with expressing their true intentions. If you mean anything else, then I'm completely confused. Aren't games suppose to make things fun and interesting?

2) Everyone is fun, outgoing and spontaneous.
I'm sure that every guy here has described himself in the same manner, but seriously, a lot of profiles feel like they are written by the same person.

3) What's with the horrible subject lines.
Here's some of my favourites:
i) "Looking for a guy who loves to laugh"
- Can you narrow it down any further, because I'm pretty sure that's everyone. Who's saying, "well, I hate to laugh, so this isn't the girl for me."
ii) "Players not wanted"/"Looking for an honest guy"
- Let me tell you something about dishonest guys and players: they're generally not very candid about their true nature. Trust me, players aren't going to stop harassing a poor girl just because she's clearly stated that she doesn't want to be played.
iii) Looking for a REAL man.
- As opposed to what, an artificial one? Have you dated robots before?

4) Naked torsos are a turn-off
There must be a lot of dudes with pictures of themselves shirtless since apparently it repels a lot of you. That said, I always appreciate the hypocrisy when girls call a guy out on it and at the same time has pictures of themselves showing a lot of skin.


Anyway, this site is a fun distraction for me. I was on here awhile ago and it produced a solid relationship that ended a little while ago so I figured I'd give it another shot. I'm into a whole slew of things, but really, like most people, you've mostly likely judged me on whether you liked what you saw in my pictures.

For all the girls who say they're looking for a "nice, fun, outgoing and funny guy," that's me. If you're actually interested in those things, send me a message.

All that I ask from you is that you not be crazy. Sounds simple, but you'd be surprised how many sane girls there really are (hint: not many).

Oh, and that you're local. I've met a few very nice, fun and cute girls from the GTA, but my dating life limits me to the 416 area code.

Cheers!

Gang up on a couple of school kids, spray paint something on the CN Tower, drag race down Yonge St, attempt to add our own painting to the AGO, invent our own language.

After all that we'll grab a beer at a bar neither of us have ever been to (well, maybe we'll just skip the first stuff).