How could i best describe myself?? hmm well i'm a Film and TV VIP, seeker of the peace, part-time chandelier cleaner, a legend in my own time, oppressor of champions, soldier of fortune, world traveler, bon vivant, all-round good guy, international lover, casual hero, philosopher.

Wars fought, bears wrestled, equations solved, virgins enlightened, revolutions quelled, tigers castrated, orgies organized, bars quaffed dry, governments run, test rockets flown, Life President of the Liquitarian Society of Great Britain and scotland.

Ok maybe thats not strictly true but as you can see I like to enjoy life and have a laugh whenever I can...

go for a drink or a coffee i'm not fussed