To be, or not to be, an online dater. That is the question. I am a Chiropractor, and have a healthy love for the human body, especially healthy ones. I enjoy my job and live each day to its fullest. I am very very humble, and I'm never ironic. I am rarely serious, and enjoy making jokes in awkward situations. If I could have one super power it would be teleportation. I never eat cookies in the bed. I like cold drinks in hot showers. Bumble bees scare me. The color pink arouses me. Dogs like to lick me. I wear cleats while grocery shopping. Random thoughts in no particular order describe me best.

I would pick you up for the night's adventures around 7. I'd take you to a delicious Thai or Indian restaurant. If tastes in food parallels ones taste for life; I like mine hot, spicy, full of new and exotic flavors, and also relatively healthy. Dinner is a nice way to meet someone. If you hate their face, or find their voice painful, (I have a handsome face and a pleasant voice) at least you got a meal out of it. And unless you're an insane retard, I think the night has just gotten started. I enjoy having a few drinks. I rarely have more than 3 or 4 if I'm driving, because I don't need alcohol to have a good time (although it often makes for some fantastic times). So after dinner we'd go out to drinks, probably at a bar, because I'm classier than drinking booze at the park. Getting to know someone after a few drinks is fun, because it's like getting to know a whole new person. We'll both be funnier and substantially better looking after the bar, so who knows what will happen next. Don't worry, nothing too too crazy. Although I do believe in kissing on the first date, it sets a great precedent for the next.