There is so much to say about a person. I won't lay it all out here. You can have a brief overview.
Where are my pictures? If you see none, it's because I am on a forum ban and have voluntarily removed them from showing. I have chosen this form of passive resistance instead of aiding the site's popularity when they choose to ban me from interacting. I should have been around in the 60's lol.
Outwardly: Cynicism is rampant in my vocabulary. My sarcasm is fairly simple to recognize because it is spoken dryly or with a hearty laugh following. Tend to over analyze the way people behave. Social situations with people I don't know are not my specialty and I usually have to put on my "social face" to pull it off. Keep appointments I schedule and rarely ever late. Spontaneous phrasing of off-the-wall random comments seems to keep people on their toes.
Geekiness/Nerdiness is in my blood, I may make a programming joke or spend 2 hours searching the internet for the worst website on earth. Debates are something to enjoy as long as they don't end in death threats because of close-minded fanatics.
Often I think logically and in spatial concepts which may lead to me using my hands to try to paint the picture in my mind to you. I don't consider myself to be a weak, sheepy person and will challenge individuals and theories where appropriate. My entire life, I have always had more male friends than female. I find guys more realistic and less emotional to bounce ideas off of. I don't wear makeup unless I have a reason to, it is not part of my daily routine. You will never ever ever get me out on a dance floor in a nightclub :P
Innards:I like windy days and fruity odors. Playing in the rain and singing loudly in the car are both enjoyable. Zooming in on graphics to manipulate each pixel is fun. Participate in something I call Commercial Cleaning - Clean the house when commercials are on. Effective and time-efficient - why, it's not work at all anymore with this approach. I don't eat much meat or seafood. Most of the food I buy is microwaveable but I can cook pastas,vegetables, and baked goods well enough there just isn't a reason to when it's for 1, much faster to microwave dinner in 3 minutes and be done, plus no dirty dishes. Practicality++. Intrigued by science and philosophy.
The planet is my friend. You won't catch me littering or running over animals skittering across the road. I do try to reuse paper because I like trees existing. I appreciate sunsets, rainy days, a clear sky full of stars. You will find me barefoot whenever possible. Hunting animals is not my style.
Fascinations: The many uses of duct tape.
Viewing the shoes of other people walking when I am relaxing in a public place.
Infomercials and home shopping techniques to sell us junk we don't need for money we can't afford to spend, these people are genius in their methods.
Why,where,whaaa:Why anyone would give tired old roses when wildflowers are free.
How diamonds are a girl's best friend when emeralds are clearly worth more.
People who live on credit and outside of their means just to portray a certain status to their peers, tsk tsk.
Why spit bubbles are unacceptable during boring conference calls ... or are they.
I tried to live life to the fullest but I was bothered by this damned cup always being half empty, hey is that grass greener over there.
Friendships:I choose my friends based primarily on their integrity and character. If they are judgmental and not joking often enough, they can lose my attention in conversation. Not a fan of alcoholics unless they are on Absolutely Fabulous.
It's not all lollipops and sugary treats. Some days I can be moody and need my own private time to think.
More than friends?Yes, I am single. I am not actively seeking dates every weekend. I'm enjoying being single right now. Besides that, my Amazon might decide to bite you if you get too close to her treat dish. You don't wanna lose a digit just to get mine.
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