I have a girlfriend who does everything for me. But lately she has been burning my food, wants to get married, wont take my fish off the hook, wants to have sex all the time. Today she kept me away from home past six oclock because she knows I like to watch the news and she made me miss it on purpose. She told me to find someone who would love me more than she does, so that is what I am trying to do. Can you help me? If you think you could love me more than she does, send me a message.

I would take you on my truck for a ride, or maybe my motorcycle, whichever you prefer.
(although the bike is cheaper on gas) We could go to my house and watch the news and drink a beer. I might let you cook me supper to see if you burn stuff like my current girlfriend does. Then we could go fishing so I could see if you can bait the hook and take the fish off the hook. I dont like to have sex on the first date, so we would have to wait til the next morning to have sex if you like sex.