Everything I try to write sounds corny. So i'll cut to the chase

I consider myself a funny guy with lots of stories and opinions, I'm close with my family and visit them lots! I like the kind of girl that will play along with my sarcastic ways and has passion for something other than shoe shopping (that was a joke, not a very good one though ha!) I'm kind of quiet which in turn makes me a pretty good listener...but I break out in randomness often (that makes sense just read it again ha) So gimme a shot! I'm a catch.

Let's get hammered and get it all over with in one night ... just kidding ... that's my award winning humor for ya ... A first date would be a nice restaurant and meal and either a movie or just sit around and chat over a drink!