FYI, it is possible to be both an attractive and intelligent female. And if my pictures weren't real, I'd have made my boobs bigger and given myself a little extra height.
Moving on...
I don't know about this online dating thing, and if i DO actually meet you in person, and if things magically work out...I WILL lie about how we met. I am not looking for anything serious, at least not initially, but love meeting new people, networking, socializing...
Most importantly, I am very independent and men who live at home need not apply. I also don't date guys with children, especially if there's any possibility that they could be my own.

I am a Jersey girl. And...I'm awesome.

I am not typical in any sense of the word, however I don't feel the need to prove myself on a dating site. If you like what you read/see, you've just discovered the tip of the iceberg. If not, have a most wonderful day.

I also like to get my groove on at the gym and appreciate a person who does the same. Why do guys always let themselves go after they get comfortable in a relationship?? Man boobs are a bad look!! Work it out....
However, while I have been known to date a few meatheads/guidos here and there, if you have to use steroids to look that way, move it on along. There's nothing lamer than that. I don't have a "type", I am attracted to all kinds of people, but it's impossible to really feel that out over a computer.

Also, please know how to spell and form a sentence when writing and speaking. I'm not a snob but do come from a family of english majors, and some of these profiles I've come across look like they were formed by a foreign four year old (Not that I discriminate, I like foreigners too). Please punctuate if you want a reply. Oh and can I be really honest? If you include "hehe" in a message to me, or use symbols (i.e "2" for "to" etc.), you have already excused yourself from my land entirely. LITERACY people, LITERACY.

That's just the shallow stuff of course... I'm a passionate chick. I may be petite and quite a "girlie-girl" but I won't hesitate to regulate, so you better respect my authori-tay. I am VERY sarcastic and have a dry sense of humor, so some people don't get me and might think I'm b*tchy...but I'm really ok with that, and I'm actually very down to earth.
I am a true music lover...I have attended some of the most brilliant concerts ever...I also love 80's (Michael Jackson rocks my world, RIP), early 90's alternative and hip hop before it went and died! I will still shake it to whatever's on the radio though.

Don't be a tool, stay in school!!

You can find me on facebook, it's a doorway to figuring out how self absorbed I am by how many times a day I update my status (bethwie@gmail.com)

If anything, my sole purpose is to amuse myself. Don't read too much into it.