Im as down to earth as they get, I was married for 17 year 3 kids so this dateing stuff is all new to me, not like high school im finding out. I raised mt kids pretty much on my own for the last 7 years so i can do about anything now :) I would die for them, thats true love :) I enjoy doing about anything, bowling, shooting pool, listening to bands, flea markets,auctions. I have a great sense of humor and i love to laugh.IM well educated in common sense, yes, they don't teach that anymore :) Im not into starbucks, art,how much someone makes, and has, (cant take it with you ) WOW! im in the wrong town, Harrisburg. Please dont add me to your favorites list unless we talk, Im only looking for one woman :) I have seperated on my profile, I could lie and say i was single or dev, but i dont lie. I have been for 8 years now. 3 kids i wasent worried about dateing, but 2 are grown now so im going to get it done, Its very simple what happen, just ask :)
How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.



Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg -lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. .

Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. .

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

well that would be her choice, I can fit in anywhere, dress up, ( im told i clean up nice lol) or a pub for dinner and drinks, somewhere we can talk, Im open for anything :) A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:

holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
'Who would like this
$20 bill?'

Hands started going up.


He said, 'I am going to give this
$20 to one of you

but first, let me
do this.
He
proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.


He then asked, 'Who
still wants it?'

Still the hands
were up in the air.

Well, he
replied, 'What if I do this?'

And he
dropped it on the ground

and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.


'Now, who still wants it?'


Still the hands went into the air.


My friends, we have all learned a
very valuable lesson.

No matter what
I did to the money, you still wanted it

because it did not decrease in value.


It was still worth $20.


Many times in our lives,


we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt

by the decisions we
make and

the circumstances that come
our way.

We feel as though we are
worthless.

But no matter what has
happened or

what will happen, you
will never lose your value.

Dirty or
clean, crumpled or finely creased,

you are still
priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our
lives comes not in what we do or who we know,


but by WHO WE ARE and
WHOSE WE ARE.


You are
special
-
Don't EVER forget it.'