No matter how special they are, Jenny will still think you're retarded...? I'm back on the ol' POF and lookin for love. That's a lie, I'm lookin excitement and bad girls with good conversations. I'm a laid back kinda guy that enjoys watching movies having drinks with friends and overall just kickin it old school. I'm a goal oriented kinda guy that sets low goals so I'm always feeling accomplished. In case your wondering, ketchup belongs in the garbage. I live with a bunch of crazies so crazy stuff is what I normally get into. Don't worry, to date I haven't murdered anyone yet. That last part was a joke. A girl that I'm lookin for likes to be goofy and can tolerate my terrible sense of humor. Sarcasm is a plus and so is a criminal record (maybe i'm joking). Anything out of the ordinary is preferred, so please if you're Jane-Doe-Every-Dumb-Fake-Blonde with bug-eyed glasses and a desperate passion for being trendy, let's not waste eachother's time. My sense of humor will destroy you.

Interests:
Beatles, Chilli-peppers, kings of leon, classic rock
Dumb and Dumber, blazing saddles, Resevoir Dogs, True Romance
Snowboarding, beerpong, cornhole (the game)
Urbandictionary, the onion, and definitely not dumb f'in twitter

Somethin low key like grabbin a drink at a seedy bar, so we could talk and joke around with all the seedy people. But for real somewhere where we could talk and have a drink maybe some appetizers would be cool.