...and you're just going to have to wait to find out what I'm like in the sheets ;) Sheesh...I'm not that easy.

Who am I?
-I'm outdoorsy, I karaoke, cook, collect art prints, am a fitness nut, am a Mac, enjoy take tons of digital pictures, and love yoga.
-If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I don't take sh*t from anyone, refuse to fraternize with negative and selfish pricks, and am an elitist...but you know...the fun kind who's impossible to hate.
-If life were a movie I'd play the villain. The villain you root for... Kinda like Iceman (Val Kilmer) from "Top Gun," except without the awful haircut, jean shorts, and basically any other cheesy 80's-ism. However, the sweet aviators can stay.
-I'm the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD...in the rain...with the exception of maybe in Florida during the summer because I can't stand humidity.
-Most of my friends are professionally successful (doctors, lawyers, dentists, blah blah blah) but I know that what a person does to pay the bills is not an indicator of who they are as a person.
-I read a LOT, mostly modern fiction and current events. I appreciate anyone who can recommend a good book. I don't read romance novels; but I am fascinated by them and people who buy them. Not necessarily in a good way :P
-I was born in LA, raised in Korea, grew up in norcal, went to junior high in Chicago, high school in socal, and university in Philadelphia. I've lived in or visited most parts of the country, and love the unique qualities of each region. Accents are cool. I was horrified to learn I had one when I got to Philadelphia. Dude, like, whatever...I totally don't have an accent, bro.
-I think age is insignificant, my 14 year old cousin has taught me a lot more than my 55 year old uncle.
-If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you. This goes for guys and girls. No brownie points for having boobs.
-I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model...please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*t crazy.

Hmmm what else...I used to be the least pretentious person in Orange County and became the most pretentious person in Philadelphia, so who knows. I'm the that guy who will walk up to a group of strangers in a new city, have them adopt me as their new friend, and get them singing Disney songs up and down the street at 4 am arm in arm. I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will treat you like my bratty little sister. I swear, I'm really down to earth. I promise!

We'll go a park and look for the biggest tree around. We'll climb until one of us is too scared to go any higher. Then we'll go bake cupcakes and sell them for $0.25 a piece and set up shop right out in front of Sprinkles. Once we are rich with our $4.75 worth of cupcake sales, we'll go buy some red Kool-Aid packs and mix up the most refreshing Kool-Aid we've ever had. Then we'll enjoy our drinks as we lay in the grass looking at the clouds passing by describing what we see and teasing each other for being retarded.

That or we'll go to a chill bar or lounge and tell embarrassing stories about each other over a cold glass of whatever.