| | What if people came with nutrition labels and ingredient lists?
Wouldn’t it be easy to gauge our interests if we all came with a ‘product label’? I’d like to think mine would look something like this….
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 140lbs
Elevation: 5’8”
Species: Male
Years: 39
Varietal: white
Servings per container: multiple; just give things a minute to recharge
Calories per serving: varies
Total Fat (ie: BS) – trace. Usually only when being a sarcastic smartass
Total Carbs (ie: clinginess) – none. I won’t weigh you down
Sugars – I’m normally sweet… rarely any sour.
Protein (festiveness) – My smartass has its friskier side.
Sodium (ie: complications) – I fit into the married but looking category
Ingredient list:
Human, real, non-smoking, non-diseased, non-drug, clean cut, heartful, happy (overall – may be comprised of some ups and some downs), frisky, playful, good natured (with twists ie: see sodium), enjoyable, conversable, tasty, upbeat, passionate, desiring, clean smelling, decent dressing, shorter haired, specs, missing a play partner.
This guy has been processed in a factory full of nuts.
Surgeon General’s Warning: This guy has shown to have a positive impact on your spirit, however, can never offer a ‘real’ relationship given certain pre-existing complications.
Now… if my ingredients haven’t scared you off, I’m looking for someone similar. Someone who wants to enjoy life’s little intimacies, without complication. Engaging like minds and spirits into a simply playful tryst, while being pleasantly surprised by delightful company is all that I seek. |
