Ok here it is real quick-If you live w/ your mom, drag your knuckles or ride Lynx to get to your job at the quickie mart sorry but I'm not the chic for you! You must be able to put both of your feet on the floor while sitting in a chair-no Sonny Bono's or Danny Devitos for me!lol Oh and you definitely can't be allergic to kids or pets-I'm not giving them up!haha Now w/ that being said if you're housebroken, edumacated, work for a living(pimping doesn't count) and have an amazing sense of humor then you might be the one for me! PS...to all you emotionally challenged a%^&*$#'s please ignore me! One more thing if you're getting your drink on and feel you need to go a few more rounds with me well then you can catch the next flight out of town! I'll even pack for you

surprise me!