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| City |
brisbane Queensland |
| Area |
Australia |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 5' 7" (170 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
I get by |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Yes |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | “Don’t forget to join Plenty of Fish!” was still ringing in my ears when I left my own farewell party. Aah, I miss my ‘peeps’ in the loony bin, but especially Crystal Shanda Lear my shrink...when she could be prised away from making clicking sounds with the koalas & coating their eucalyptus leaves with Prozac. Personally I could never tell the difference with the after-effects.
So, here I am then: all scrubbed up and ready to make a good impression. Now, if you view my profile and I view yours afterwards then please just accept that I'll immediately pounce on you and expect marriage within a month (or sooner if you can do the clicky-soundy thing with koalas). However, I will have the good grace not to send you pics of my bare chest or 'cosy places'.
And another thing: I chose not to display a photo on my profile for a good reason, not because I'm secretly married or attached, or an inmate. And I don't look like a garden gnome either. Please try not to jump to conclusions and I'll give you the same courtesy.
Apparently pre-Crystal days I was heard to specify the following when looking for a partner:
* nooooo smoking (although who wouldn’t make an exception if your lady could blow smoke out of her ears while making a hoot-hoot sound?)
* no drugs, unless they make you find me waaaaaay more attractive than Le Clooney
* the avoidance of “Wanna go2 mooveez?” would be just peachy
* good manners would be even peachier
* Some straight, honest communication - not too difficult, is it?
* a healthy dose of humour
* I try not to sweat the small stuff, but neither do I take it lying down - it would be great if you don't either
* independence – I’ve had it confirmed that a fair few women on this site include blokey things in their own hobbies/interests, as extra bait. It's really not worth the hassle further down the line. IF you don't like sport, V8s, NFL/AFL, superbikes blah blah, it's ok. Really. Give us the respect of your honesty & you'll probably get it back with interest on top.
^^Don’t want much, do I?
About you: if you like your men a little cheeky, faithful, intelligent, worth getting to know, honest, masculine-without-the-grunting-and-chest-beating, AND you like nature & the outdoors, dogs, animals in general, music (all kinds), and have a love of the arts & a thirst for knowledge then me-'n-you's gonna stick like glue! If I promise not to regularly send you to sleep with the details of why motorcycle tyres perform so efficiently on tarmac roads then can you know when to reciprocate? And if I come along with you to a craft fair, village fete, church rave, or all-you-can-trance séance then please please don't make me wipe away my own drag marks from the sand. Also, I’m going to guess – only because most of the rest of the population seem to do these – that you like walks on the beach, bbqs, and drinks with friends. I'd just like to hear about the other deranged, loony, dark, sad, hilarious, genuine stuff too.
Crystal says I’ll revert to all the above preferences now that I’m out again.
Describing me:
* sane - no, seriously.... on Saturdays
* respectful, sensitive & supporting... 7 days
* optimistically online
* well-travelled
* live & breathe music, ditto sport
* can string a sentence together (3 or 4 on a Saturday)
* I get the whole connection thing between kissing, emotion & sensuality, & I do 'being there for someone' pretty well too – and no, I don't think
that makes me an expert on women
* perceptive & well-balanced
Oh, while I remember, in the words of a fellow fisher: please don't write to tell me I have a long profile. I know - I wrote it.
Finally, if you've got this far then you may be thinking: a) jeez, what a fruitloop; b) jeez, what a catch, he's way better than the serial killer's profile on his left & the nerd on his right - I gotta get me some of that; c) jeez, for real?
If you chose (a) then you haven't been paying attention, have you? |
| | First Date |
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Why not choose somewhere interrogatory, where we could make ourselves feel as awkward as possible: dinner/drinks at a deserted restaurant or bar maybe? Or how about a movie – stay with me, it gets better – that would be super-awesome (*thinks*... er, should I sit close to her or would that come across as clingy? Should I accidentally-on-purpose brush my arm against hers? Will she be expecting me to hold her hand? Oh noooo - there's a hot sex scene coming up: *cringe* this is awkward, and I bet she thinks I suggested seeing this movie because of it).
Can't we just call it a 3rd date (without the so-called '3rd date rule') and pretend we know each other pretty well already? Fact is, venue is irrelevant – talking on a park bench is as good as a bushwalk or a tightrope walk. You won't feel awkward or intimidated, I promise. |
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