I'm amazed at the amount of "easy going" women that are on here. It seems like ALL of you are, but c'mon be honest. I bet half of you really aren't and you're just saying it to not scare off any potential suitors. But it's all good, I can handle the real you 'cause the real me is all you're gonna get!
I've been noticing alot of profiles that have "prefer not to say" next to the do you have children section. Wtf is that about?? Please be honest here people! If you have a kid it's a pretty important tidbit of information for us dudes to know. Why start off a dating relationship based on lies? And please start proof reading, bad grammar is a turn off. And some originality would be wonderful. Yes you're down to earth and easy going, yes you love to travel and yes you're looking for your Prince Charming to come and sweep you off your feet, but what do you women REALLY want? Not even Sigmund Freud knew this after 30 years of studying people.
Ok so I'm your not so average guy seeking a fun female that can hold my interest for more than a week. I'm tall, in good shape, funny as hell, have nice teeth, nice shoes and get along great with my mom. Also, I'm freakin' hilarious. No seriously never drink milk around me or it will be spewing out your nostrils in no time.
I believe in honesty so if we plan a meeting I'd like to know beforehand if you're really a midget or the pic you posted isnt really you or it was you but 10 years ago. And you can come over after the date if you want but my mom makes me go to bed before 11pm. I've been called saucy/sarcastic but that's just part of my personality so if you can't take a little good natured ribbing then look elsewhere. If you can cook and clean and rub my feet when they're sore that'd be a plus. If you laugh at my jokes that's good. If I laugh at yours even better. If you have major baggage, are sexually repressed or have issues with men please don't contact me. Please have a pic when you message, there's ZERO chance of a response if there's no pictures.

Peace

Haybailing, cowtipping, spalunking(sp?), tp'ing peoples houses and other forms of tomfoolery. I'd settle for coffee and a chat too.