I'm from the East Coast. That means I sound like a pirate when I say "bar" and "car," and that I can probably outdrink you.
That is not a challenge. I'm just sayin', if I wanted to, I could.

Now, I should probably tell you all about how intelligent, attractive, funny, creative, laid-back, compassionate, rational, and interesting I am. But if I did, I'd be lying. I possess none of those qualities. On the plus side, everyone else here is all of those things, so I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding a really great girl.

I like guys who shower at least once a day, understand the difference between "your" and "you're," and know how to spell their profession.

Bonus points if you hate your friends and family, have no ambition or dreams, don't have a sense of humour, are intellectually challenged, hate the outdoors, tend to go for the clingy type, seek out drama, are extremely high strung, don't like to keep it "real" (yo?), and are kind of a jerk. I love self-described jerks.

I'm pretty nice. But I'm also pretty sarcastic. And I swear sometimes.

I pretty much live for Celtic music, kitchen parties, coffee, good books, and candy. Friends and family mean nothing to me; I'll just adopt yours.

I've also included a picture taken of myself in scruffy clothes and no make-up because, well, let's be honest here-- that's how I look much of the time.

Coffee. Or beer.