I am a self absorbed, self centered, egatistical, Male shovanist pig. I am at the top of the food chain, I am perfect in every way. I am self employed and also run a small but lukerative adult movie company. So if your unatractive leave me alone..... I love to be the center of attention, babied and basically worshiped....and if you are hot you are so in."Why so serious",lmao. Really people you have to have fun with this, getting to know someone in a few line's lol is not realistic. I love life and have a great time living it. I am a jokester and thrive off making people laugh. Hope you had as much fun reading this as I had wrighting it up... ttys.

Don't do first dates only second's.