About me: From Bayside Queens, intelligent, educated, witty, sick sense of humor, somewhat intense at times. A true scorpio. Very close to my family. They are the most important people in my life, along with my handful of close friends, most of whom I grew up with. I'm daddy's little girl. I don't take crap from anyone and I'm a tough cookie BUT I will love the right person with all my heart.

I love beer and the Yankees and sweatpants and french fries. I also enjoy a combination of all four. I will make fun of you. I will also make fun of myself. I'm sarcastic but it's all in good fun, I promise.

Some faves:
Books: Catcher in the Rye, Jesus Land, More Now & Again, Running With Scissors, A Million Little Pieces, Glass Castle - that's just to name a few. I love to read (when I have the time).

Music: Bon Jovi, Kings of Leon, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, James Morrison, Counting Crows, Beatles, Led Zep, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel... and of course, all old-school hip-hop (circa 1997 and before.)

TV: Eastbound & Down, The Office, Always Sunny in Philly, 30 Rock, Rescue Me, Mad Men, Desperate Housewives, 24, Gossip Girl, Entourage, Law & Order SVU, Curb, Chelsea Lately, Scrubs, South Park

Movies: Goodfellas, The Wackness, Slumdog, Superbad (and the like).. etc.

Enough about me. About you: Cute, ambitious, intelligent, educated, looking for someone to keep you on your toes. You are confident, but not arrogant, and you'd also like to keep me on my toes. You appreciate a good stupid/disgusting joke and you don't take yourself too seriously. Life is too short for all that nonsense.

Also. If you're a dude who is actively using smiley faces... stop. It's not cute and it's kind of gay.