First, I must state that the headline "Hottest man in Austin!" is simply an attention-getter. Worked, didn't it? I'm really not an egotistical jerk. And I'm always told that I do not look my age. I would tell you my secret to staying young, but then I'd have to... you know.... But I can tell you that I have a dry, witty, twisted sense of humor.
I can get dressed up in a tux for a night on the couch with a good movie... or I can wear shorts and sandals for a romantic dinner at a 5 star restaurant. I also enjoy long walks on hot coals... I mean, the beach. More about me:
Eyes: change with what I'm wearing, so when I wear red, they turn bloodshot
Favorite book: Sex For Dummies
Hobby: Under-water-skiing
P.S. If you want to see more pictures of me, send requests to the moderator. I had two more posted on here and both were within the image guidelines, but they were taken down for no reason.

On our first date we would fly to Vegas, get drunk and get married in a drive-thru. Kidding. Jokes aside, I think the first date should be a decision agreed upon by both of us, unless you like surprises. I'm good at those. And for the record, I have a romantic side. I've been known to write poetry, give massages, cook home-made dinners, have rare tropical flowers flown in fresh from Hawaii... etc. So yes, I'm more than just a comedian.