I like sports, but due to my sports injury (falling off the couch watching Hockey) I have to limit myself. I'm actually half sane and if you are too, then drop me a line ;)

One of my hobbies is licking stamps- food stamps. I aspire to be a lounge singer in Vegas, and my favorite movie is Dirty Dancing.

I like danger, I often run with scissors, rip the tags off of mattresses and I DON'T always watch my step. I'm looking for someone who has Macaroni & Cheese in their cupboard and a short criminal record.

I want to meet someone who is as charming and as witty as I am. IF you can make me laugh...then I'm yours!

My ideal first date would be totally spontaneous, a walk and a picnic. A bottle of wine and a fun, impromptu, quiet dinner would be great. Good conversation is a MUST!