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miketini : Bringin that sweet sweet funny since '82
City
Dallas Texas
Sign
Libra
Height
5' 9" (175 cm)
Age
27 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Blond hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
dating
      
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Separated
Profession
Route Sales Rep
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Yes
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
LifeComedyTennis
GolfEverythingNothing
ScienceIncubusComputers
FootballBasketballWater
Food
About Me
I am awesome...that about sums me up :)
I like to have a good time, but who doesn't? This could include movies, concerts, sporting events, bars, clubs or any kind of social environment,
My musical taste varies depending on the mood, but ranges from rap to rock (classic and new) to pop to alternative. I would love to be rich and successful but can deal with being well off and unnoticed :)
Love to play sports including but not limited to: golf, tennis, basketball, and football. I consider myself a genius, despite not having a piece of paper or award that says so. Although I would love to get both. I love talking to people about their views on religion, life, politics and current events. Even if we don't see eye-to-eye, so long as it is met with an open ear and open mind. I don't try to impose my views on anyone, and I surely don't want someone to try and force theirs upon me.
Other important details:
I am honest, opinionated, hard-working, crass, shy at first, mouthy once you get to know me. I talk sh*tto all my friends, regardless of whether they can pummel me into the ground. They dish it out too, so it's all good. Most of what I say is all in fun or to get a laugh out of people. Sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest though

I have a 4 year old, adorable little girl, who is priority #1. Whom I absolutely love to death and would do anything for.

I am sarcastic, witty, charming, and amazing in bed. :P

If I was to be sold at auction, there are probably only 6 or 7 people in the world that could afford me...

I am a SUCKER for a great laugh. I love it when someones laugh can make me laugh.

Since women on here like to put who shouldn't message them, I figured I will do the same...so here goes:

If you wear UGG boots
If you like guys who wear Ed Hardy or any other douchebag apparel
If you are materialistic
If you are a HARDCORE religious nut who can't respect others beliefs
If you believe in Santa Claus
If you think "W" was a good president, or still have a "W'04" bumpersticker on your car, I mean, seriously...wtf
If you IDOLIZE Brittany Spears (idolize, not listen to)
If you think ALL muslims are bad people/terrorists
If you have a drinking problem/drug addiction/gambling addiction
If you pillage, rape, murder on a regular basis
If you have been on a Girls Gone Wild tape
If your father is an interrogation specialist for the CIA
If you have ever pulled a knife/gun on someone for reasons other than self-defense
If you are bi-polar, schizophrenic, or a general psychopath
If you are easily offended
If you think elfs, fairies, goblins or monsters REALLY exist. REALLY?!
If you DONT think Vince Vaughn is funny, but think Dane Cook is a riot.
If you absolutely DESPISE video games
If you just had to use dictionary.com to look up the word "despise"
If you like to harm animals
If you have ever created a shrine dedicated to someone who doesn't even know who you are
If you hate children
If you cut yourself just so you can feel "alive"
If you cut other people so you can feel "alive"
If you are a fugitive
If you can't take a joke
If you think watching pornography is "cheating"
If you think sex is "yucky poo-poo"
If you were a man at one point in your life
If you are still a man
If you have "Thug Life" tatted anywhere on your body

^^^List is a work-in-progress^^^

*amendment* - I have changed my stance on schizophrenics! Y'all can message me all day...makes for great conversations.


Anyways, if you would like to know anything, feel free to ask. I am a pretty open person.

First Date
Plot how we would take over the world together over a nice dinner. Then school your ass at some sort of competition.
Just kidding, of course I would let you win :)

miketini has 2 roses that can be sent.

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