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Profession Route Sales Rep
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About Me
I am awesome...that about sums me up :) I like to have a good time, but who doesn't? This could include movies, concerts, sporting events, bars, clubs or any kind of social environment, My musical taste varies depending on the mood, but ranges from rap to rock (classic and new) to pop to alternative. I would love to be rich and successful but can deal with being well off and unnoticed :) Love to play sports including but not limited to: golf, tennis, basketball, and football. I consider myself a genius, despite not having a piece of paper or award that says so. Although I would love to get both. I love talking to people about their views on religion, life, politics and current events. Even if we don't see eye-to-eye, so long as it is met with an open ear and open mind. I don't try to impose my views on anyone, and I surely don't want someone to try and force theirs upon me. Other important details: I am honest, opinionated, hard-working, crass, shy at first, mouthy once you get to know me. I talk sh*tto all my friends, regardless of whether they can pummel me into the ground. They dish it out too, so it's all good. Most of what I say is all in fun or to get a laugh out of people. Sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest though
I have a 4 year old, adorable little girl, who is priority #1. Whom I absolutely love to death and would do anything for.
I am sarcastic, witty, charming, and amazing in bed. :P
If I was to be sold at auction, there are probably only 6 or 7 people in the world that could afford me...
I am a SUCKER for a great laugh. I love it when someones laugh can make me laugh.
Since women on here like to put who shouldn't message them, I figured I will do the same...so here goes:
If you wear UGG boots If you like guys who wear Ed Hardy or any other douchebag apparel If you are materialistic If you are a HARDCORE religious nut who can't respect others beliefs If you believe in Santa Claus If you think "W" was a good president, or still have a "W'04" bumpersticker on your car, I mean, seriously...wtf If you IDOLIZE Brittany Spears (idolize, not listen to) If you think ALL muslims are bad people/terrorists If you have a drinking problem/drug addiction/gambling addiction If you pillage, rape, murder on a regular basis If you have been on a Girls Gone Wild tape If your father is an interrogation specialist for the CIA If you have ever pulled a knife/gun on someone for reasons other than self-defense If you are bi-polar, schizophrenic, or a general psychopath If you are easily offended If you think elfs, fairies, goblins or monsters REALLY exist. REALLY?! If you DONT think Vince Vaughn is funny, but think Dane Cook is a riot. If you absolutely DESPISE video games If you just had to use dictionary.com to look up the word "despise" If you like to harm animals If you have ever created a shrine dedicated to someone who doesn't even know who you are If you hate children If you cut yourself just so you can feel "alive" If you cut other people so you can feel "alive" If you are a fugitive If you can't take a joke If you think watching pornography is "cheating" If you think sex is "yucky poo-poo" If you were a man at one point in your life If you are still a man If you have "Thug Life" tatted anywhere on your body
^^^List is a work-in-progress^^^ *amendment* - I have changed my stance on schizophrenics! Y'all can message me all day...makes for great conversations.
Anyways, if you would like to know anything, feel free to ask. I am a pretty open person.
First Date
Plot how we would take over the world together over a nice dinner. Then school your ass at some sort of competition. Just kidding, of course I would let you win :)
miketini has 2 roses that can be sent.
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