Well I am a qualified massage therapist/reflexologist, professional balloon artist, Ukulele player in a band, studying for a degree, work full time and a great cook. Big headed? no, just like to learn stuff.
Love the outdoors and plan to own a smallholding one day to live out the rest of my days with chickens and stuff and some people would be nice too. Taste in music is varied but I mainly listen to 20's 40's jazz, western swing especially Cliff Edwards (Ukulele Ike).
I love the old days when I could go out for less than a mortgage so resign myself to going to friends houses and annoying them for my fun instead, I invite myself to a lot of parties too, althought he balloons also get me invited to parties by themselves too.
Love doing the massage stuff but out of practice as not had the time to get victims around to maul. Still love to do more.

I do not understand girls who plaster themselves in makeup from waking to sleeping, I mean if you were it that much how do you know it is you in there?? besides what are you hiding. There is nothing wrong with makeup and dressing nice for a night out at all, dont get me wrong but what is with them people who dress up to the nines to go get the weekly shopping in tesco/asda/etc? there is something wrong with them people, really wrong.. Also anything scally is wrong, I do not appreciate the argyl sock wearing tracky crowds, and those stupid hats.... And while I am at it big brother/'reality' tv, who seriously watches that stuff, IT IS NOT REALITY!!! not even close amigo. anyway I don't have a problem with someone I spend time with watching it but just don't ask me to :) finally (for now) text talk/speak, can't you spell properly? I hate getting terxts with 'how r u?' and 'c u l8r'

Glad I got that off my chest, that saved me a 6 month therapy bill. The title, ask if you want to know what that is about, or don't, its not an interesting story, really.

Well cant think of anything else to add so I will put my fate in your hands and here is to the unknown...

No idea, really, I like to make it up as I go along, this could lead to disaster or good times, won't know until you try it.

Should probably involve eating something, laughs, accidental touching of hands (or whatever) and alcohol. not essential in that orde and feel free to add to the list, I am game for anything, really...