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Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
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Interests
| Baseball Dodgers | UFC | Looking for the remote control | | Lifting weights | x-games | Downloading MP3s illegally | | Trying to look cool in my pics | Trying not to look gay in my pics | Home Town Buffet And lying about my kids ages | | | |
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About Me
Eating nachos, spending time with my kids. With my daughter-taking her shopping at Toys R Us. With my son-playing baseball but lately just me watching him ride his skateboard ("Hey dad watch this!")
Im not picky............not looking for a boney woman. A nice MILF is perfect.
What Im not looking for:
If you have pics that are outdated by 5 years and 50 pounds
Don't want a woman that cried when Selena died then named your daughter after her...
If you spend half of your workout at the gym on the "coochie cruncher" machine...
No fat cholas or tortas
IF you order a Jumbo Jack combo with a diet coke...
If you have a cheeseburger neck
If you spend your whole sunday calling Art Laboe trying to get your dedication in
If you were that girl in high school that gave BJs at ditching parties
First Date
We would meet somewhere public...maybe at the parking lot of the local police dept.? Where ever YOU feel safe and comfortable. A nice long walk at the beach-yeah right. I'll meet somebody as long as you aren't texting while we meet. TURN OFF YOUR RINGER! Some women are very rude and retarded.
OkWhateva has 2 roses that can be sent.
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