Real quick, I just wanna say that even if I could put together a profile that could make Hemingway tear, You and I both know that you wouldnt give me the time of day if you didnt like my pics. I am not saying you are shallow, I am just sa.....wait......Yep.....I am calling you shallow. LOL!!!!
If you are saying something like "Ewe what a Di--!!" after reading my opening line, then I am prolly not the right guy for you.
But if you are cool with it thus far and I may have actually managed to break a smile,Please read on.
For the most part, I am a pretty simple machine. I love being around crowds of people, all out for the simple enjoyment of life. The little things are where I truly find my place. Coffee or a simple evening of cuddling. When you are happy, I am happier. Festivals are always fun and everyone seems to be in the right groove. I like to think of myself as a pretty diverse kind of guy. There isnt a tax bracket out there that I couldnt mingle with. I know the difference between to,too,and two. I have a great cheesy karaoke voice.
By day, I may be in a trench digging a hole in the middle of an Illinois winter, and by night and some special event I may like to put on a suit and do something special with you. Ive been told that I have a very good sense of humor ranging from corny stuff and silliness all the way to being able to write for Frasier. Sarcasm is very evident and I take true pride in my East Coast upringing and what it has taught and made me.
I love music of all types but to tell you the truth, I just cannot get into country, which I dont really have any problems with and rap, with the exception of a few random songs. I would say that I am a rocker doing anything good from 70's rock, to good 80's stuff. I do like my Greek music and have a hidden passion for Arabic-Turkish music as well. My music choice does say alot about me. Its so all over the board and everywhere at the same time, yet steadily founded. I could start with Zeppelin or Metallica and end the note with some old freestlye or even Sinatra.
My real deal is that I am just that...real. I dont perform for anyone like I mentioned, and I take real pride in being myself. I dont sweat it at all. There is no need for me to change my ways for anyone. After all ladies...why would you want a guy that you had to change anyway? Doesnt that mean that you never really got into "him" anyway? It means you got into the man you made, or the man you wanted him to be. So all I respectfully ask is the same. Now thats not a hint to belch like a truck driver on the first date. Can you at least wait for the second date?
Got out of a marriage a while ago and due to the fact that I am a long way from my home-town (Astoria,New York City), I am here on this site and looking to meet someone who appreciates me and someone I can appreciate right back even more. All I ask for is that you be real with me. I dont change or alter my agenda for anyone. When I have something to say, there is a good chance that I will say it and it is an absolute must that you do the same. Although I am very good at telling when something is wrong with the woman I am with, I am not a mind reader. Communicate. Say it. Give me the opportunity to make it right cause if its not right, thats just wrong.

Whatever you want to do. After all, its all about what you want anyway, right? We can do dinner, take a walk or just chill over a glass of wine and talk about whatever needs to be talked about.
When it comes to what we end up doing, what I do like doing the most is simply have you point me in the right direction in regards what may work for you. So rather than the whole "What do you wanna do"? and then you say " I dunno...what do YOU wanna do"?, allow me to feel you out and reach a solution. There is nothing you cant do or find out with an internet connection. So please, let me take care of it.
But in reality, you and I both know that you would like to be in a public setting with easy exiting capabilities, where you can see me in person and the following may or may not take place:
-You would magically and mysteriously recieve a phone call 8 minutes into the date where your "BFF" calls you and needs your emergency help moving a couch. (the time is 8:38 pm, and its Wednesday for the record)
-Or, You have an emergency tambourine lesson and you just GOTTA go...
-Or your kid suddenly caught a bug and wants his Mommy...wa wa wa.
Its ok guys, dont worry. I am just being a goof and wanted to have some fun. But seriously, I have a big nose. So watch out.