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Byrd The Whale:
Sometimes people lose their mime.. |
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Ethnicity
Mixed Race with Gray hair
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Body Type A Few Extra Pounds |
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Profession I have a masterbaters degree in insanity...
Do you want children? Does not want children
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Interests
| I Love Emmy Lou Harris | Chaka Khan | Carley Simon | | the group Bread remember them Tommy James and the ShondellsKenny Rodgers | George Straight even though he claims to be best friends with George Bush the first time I heard tha | walking in cememtaries but only when I feel good I love my cats | | Gram Parsons | Getto Hash GodZilla | ArtandFarting | | Bukowski | Spalding Grey | Springsteen | | da Doors | Weed | and Mo Weed 420 Vonnegut | | Sharon Olds | Richard BachWoody Guthie Gordon Lightfoot | Matt Lindahl | | Black Sabbith | Pink Floyd | ghosts Recycling | | being recycledhumor- the comedy channel | old movies all types of music mostly 60s-70s good coffee | talking about god | | | |
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About Me
I'm a B.U.G. BIG UGLY GUY Living in Santa Barbara near the beach living with 2 cats they let me hang out as long as I clean the litter box. I am a liberal redneck, and at times jackass who believes in God, loves humor old rock 60's-70's some country music, loves to read watch old movies especally off the wall cult films loves cats but not sexually...Smokes pot when the mood is right or I'm not feeling well..God is Love God is not G.W.B.! Just looking for a friend, and a lover 420 friendly..Is seeking BBW around my age alittle older o.k. Much talk before meeting or making love. I have not been with a woman for over 6 years because my last love passed away and I kinda gave up for awhile..Even now I don't think I'm ready for anything but I'M HORNEY AS HELL!!!! And if you want to know what I look like now because those pictures are old my hairs longer, whiter and I get called Santa alot..I love a woman with dark hair a big woman with wide strong shoulders with a good swing to spank my butt, I'm actually a one woman man sort of guy but realionships never really worked for me and women they start to expect more and I'm kinda different from most men I don't work I'm on disablity for a back injury and aniexty, alot of people think I'm gay but I'm not believe me I wish I was because I'd make alot of $$$$$$$$$ Now that I don't have any teeth..I guess I want a girlfriend that ****s, and cuddles, and loves to be licked and doesn't mind it from a guy who has nothing matieral and is nothing matieral, but doesn't use others either just not in to all that phoney bullshit.
First Date
I'm poor as dirt and very honest, and slightly retarded Go out for coffee, a bike ride..
Last 5 Byrd Forum Posts
 | What can I say about Byrd? He's a friend that I value, with heart and a sense of humor that have no comparison. I haven't met anyelse here who is on so many fav lists. That alone should tell you how many people like him. |
 | A big man, with a bigger heart.
Anyone who adopts a 3-legged cat is more than okay in my books.
Keep on keepin' on, BYRD. We all loves ya here.
Ladies, sometimes good things come in very big packages. |
 | byrd is my favorite california man! hes made me laugh and made me cry and made me see how precious everything in life can be, no matter how small a matter is, it can give us a chance to growi love his sensitive side, i love this knight in tarnished armour, i love his thriftiness, his total honesty about himself, and even his three legged cat! you've got a special corner of my heart darlin, an dontcha ever fergit that! |
 | we all love byrd! i am so glad he's back and posting again, giving us laughs and depth to think about sometimes too, just being himself. i know sometimes life gives us clouds, but this man sees beyond that and laughs in the face of adversity; what better lesson for us all to learn to be this way.
i hope one special lady, just all perfect for him will find her way into his big heart to stay; even if he thinks she's not out here, i have faith she is out here somewhere in cyberland just looking for him too... again, don't care if i sound trite; it's true and undeniable, we ALL love you byrd! |
 | What can I say about Byrd that hasn't been said. He is a really good friend. We tried to get together last year but it fell through but we remained the best of friends. He can be down on himself now and again. I can tell you he is humorous, caring, honest, and genuine. He looks after others. He has two wonderful cats he cares for and loves. Byrd is a good man any woman would be proud to be with. He deserves to meet the woman of his dreams. So ladies take the time to drop him a note and get to know him you won't be sorry. You will be wondering why you didn't get to know him sooner. He will have you laughing, and wanting to hear more stories. He is a grand storyteller. Byrd is one of the good guys. He will tell it as it is. |
 | Byrd is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle ... a Big Man who treats the smallest of God's creatures with gentle kindness and respect, a Jerry Garcia look-a-like that is a Republican no less; yet one that routinely casitigates the Bush Administration for it's lack of vision, honesty, and competence. (Only he would say it funnier.)
I've witnessed him being kind to all, and a defender of what others consider the discarded remnants of society, whether that be of the human variety, or abandoned and stray pets... in another words a fully human person who practices the Christain values that others mainly seem to preach.
As the 60's ditty goes ... I say the Byrd, Byrd, Byrd ... the Byrd is the word. |
Byrd Appears on 57 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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