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Byrd The Whale: The Establishment Still SUCKS! 420.
City
Santa Barbara California
Sign
Gemini
Height
6' 6" (198 cm)
Age
51 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Gray hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Christian - other
dating
              
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Disabled. PT On Line Writer
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
No
 
Interests
Jesus Gram ParsonsGetto Hash GodZilla
ArtandFartingBukowskiSpalding Grey
Springsteenda DoorsWeed
and Mo Weed 420 VonnegutSharon OldsRichard BachWoody Guthie Gordon Lightfoot
Matt LindahlBlack SabbithPink Floyd
ghosts Recyclingbeing recycledhumor- the comedy channelold movies all types of music mostly 60s-70s good coffee
talking about god
About Me
I'm a B.U.G. BIG UGLY GUY Living in Santa Barbara near the beach living with 2 cats they let me hang out as long as I clean the litter box. I am a liberal redneck, and at times jackass who believes in God, loves humor old rock 60's-70's some country music, loves to read watch old movies especally off the wall cult films loves cats but not sexually...Smokes pot when the mood is right or I'm not feeling well..I'm not a republican anymore, I'm in the green party. I am also an ordained minister not from any formal college like normal people just felt the calling and signed up. I like to cheer people up make them laugh so if they don't laugh at my jokes I tickle them. I'm poor as dirt on social security I guess you could say I work for the goverment I really wish they would give me a raise. Iam also a part time on line writer for a local Santa Barbara based news magazine. I write a small column and I hardly get anything for it but I'm o.k. with that. I would like to just e-mail for awhile before meeting like 20 years I don't think I'm mean't for marrage I have never been but always wanted nor could I have kids probably a blessing anyway I like non makeup plain Jane casual type women nothing formal or fancy. write to me and well see where it goes. These pictures are old I'm uglier now fatter too like a giant weather ballon not flat though like that one that was going all over Colorado acouple weeks ago, not silver either. I don't do Harleys either I look like a biker I know but I'm not a trucker neither I just happen to look like those kinda people, I aien't got no teeth either in fact when I smile I look like a Hippie Mr. Bill. But I'm shaped oh well you don't really want me.

First Date
I haven't been on a date in many years not sure I really want to get involved anymore be better off as friends.
Testimonials/comments from Byrd favorites list
Byrd is a unique, eccentric man with a big heart. One doesn't have to agree 100% with someone to like them. And a live and let live minded man, which we need more of these days. In many ways he is the equivalent of a favorite of mine, Auntie Mame. These days we need as many chill out types as we can get. And trust me with the economy we are in, because of the last eight years of stupidity, more people will be wanting to live Byrd's lifestyle. So don't be a snob!!!

What can I say about Byrd? He's a friend that I value, with heart and a sense of humor that have no comparison. I haven't met anyelse here who is on so many fav lists. That alone should tell you how many people like him.

A big man, with a bigger heart. Anyone who adopts a 3-legged cat is more than okay in my books. Keep on keepin' on, BYRD. We all loves ya here. Ladies, sometimes good things come in very big packages.

byrd is my favorite california man! hes made me laugh and made me cry and made me see how precious everything in life can be, no matter how small a matter is, it can give us a chance to growi love his sensitive side, i love this knight in tarnished armour, i love his thriftiness, his total honesty about himself, and even his three legged cat! you've got a special corner of my heart darlin, an dontcha ever fergit that!

~softEDGE~we all love byrd! i am so glad he's back and posting again, giving us laughs and depth to think about sometimes too, just being himself. i know sometimes life gives us clouds, but this man sees beyond that and laughs in the face of adversity; what better lesson for us all to learn to be this way. i hope one special lady, just all perfect for him will find her way into his big heart to stay; even if he thinks she's not out here, i have faith she is out here somewhere in cyberland just looking for him too... again, don't care if i sound trite; it's true and undeniable, we ALL love you byrd!

What can I say about Byrd that hasn't been said. He is a really good friend. We tried to get together last year but it fell through but we remained the best of friends. He can be down on himself now and again. I can tell you he is humorous, caring, honest, and genuine. He looks after others. He has two wonderful cats he cares for and loves. Byrd is a good man any woman would be proud to be with. He deserves to meet the woman of his dreams. So ladies take the time to drop him a note and get to know him you won't be sorry. You will be wondering why you didn't get to know him sooner. He will have you laughing, and wanting to hear more stories. He is a grand storyteller. Byrd is one of the good guys. He will tell it as it is.

Byrd is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle ... a Big Man who treats the smallest of God's creatures with gentle kindness and respect, a Jerry Garcia look-a-like that is a Republican no less; yet one that routinely casitigates the Bush Administration for it's lack of vision, honesty, and competence. (Only he would say it funnier.) I've witnessed him being kind to all, and a defender of what others consider the discarded remnants of society, whether that be of the human variety, or abandoned and stray pets... in another words a fully human person who practices the Christain values that others mainly seem to preach. As the 60's ditty goes ... I say the Byrd, Byrd, Byrd ... the Byrd is the word.


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