Well I am a male, white, divorced, looking for whatever comes up. Not looking for drama, to get married again anytime soon, just looking for a normal woman to hang out with as freinds and hopefully develop into a relationship. Is there any normal women left? I am not looking for perfection just someone who is perfect for me.

Please contact me if you meet the following Criteria:

1. Lets see if you have 5 kids by 5 different daddies and need a meal ticket.
2. Your life is full of drama and you really need to take it out on someone
3. Your bi-polar and not on medicine for it.
4. Your big into playing games and love dating multiple men at the same time.
5. You say on your profile "single" and your really just looking for something better.
6. You say your average size and really your ass is the size of a house.
7. You are really not over your ex just doing this for a rebound f$*k.
8. Finally please if you are married.

Ok that was supposed to be a joke. All of these have came true on this site though. I am not here to play games just to meet a nice woman. If any of the above apply to you please don't waste either of our time.

Well my daughter would describe me as a "goofball" and my friends would describe me as someone who is kind, giving and cares about people. I will do anything for my family and friends. I would condider myself and average guy who is laid back, hates drama, loves the outdoors, I like to fish, hunt and am going to try rock climbing soon. I grew up in the country and am not big on "city" life. I would prefer a dive bar to a club, and on other nights just prefer to stay at home. I love to cook and love to spoil my lady. I would consider myself a good person and believe in Karma, and that everything happens for a reason.


I usually date older women for the simple fact there are less games and drama involved but will not limit myself based on age. What are you waiting for send me an email lets get to know each other....Oh and I love being in the circus and I moonlight as a carney..:)

One last update: I am done with this website and emailing people, if you are interested contact me if not I am sick of reading "read deleted" from my emails, that is just rude.


So basically I am looking for a big boobed woman, with a nice ass who owns a liquer store and is a nympho. If this is you please respond.

Spliting a box of crakcer jacks over watching a lion taming act.