I sat here trying to think of something witty or unique so that maybe I would stand out from the rest...got nothing.



O.K. about me...
I'm in a constant state of flux.
I have been in this town forever and a day.
I have 2 arms
I have 2 legs
I'm starting to get wrinkles around my eyes...(i'll have to iron those out later)
I'm not very good at dancing but I don't mind slow dancing...(even to fast songs)
I like to hold hands...(no not mine, yours)
I also have a few minor imperfections... (one dent and a few scratches)
my brain still functions...(but that's debatable)
I'm forced to workout daily (because T.V. commercials make me fat.)
I'm starting to turn a little grey which I think is kinda cool because getting carded all those years was a drag anyway.
I'm glad I learned the metric system in high school...I now know 2 litres of beer makes me tip over. (thanks Mrs. Sullivan!)
sometimes I run with scissors...(call me crazy)
I like hot peppers (huh?)
I dream in color (except when I'm dreaming I'm a dog then I'm dreaming in black & white.)
I'm a used model... (I'm not as shiny as I used to be)
I own a didgeridoo.
I am agnostic.
In real life I have a third dimension.
I know beer is the second best invention ever.
I am unable to hula hoop.
I don't like T.V. but own three...(you see, marketing really works)
I'm full of humor and honesty...really...I wouldn't lie.
I like cake...both the food and the band.
I'll try anything twice!
as for seeing the glass half...(what? why am I seeing it?)

the reason I'm here???

I'm looking for a girl friend...really (just one)



what I'm looking for in a woman???

I'm not really sure...I'm gonna go with happy.
maybe someone that's into games (I love scrabble)
maybe someone that's not taking long walks along the beach every night...(I like to go during the day)
someone that's laid back and sees humor for what it is.










if I managed to offend anybody... I must say I'm sorry.



this has been a brief description of who I be. (results may vary)

can you tell me who you be???

Maybe we could go where they cook with fire???
or not (I like sushi)