Would you like to win a "casual night on the town (town TBD)"?

Would a "casual night on the town (town TBD)" make your life more complete?

Do you think a "casual night on the town (town TBD)" would make you more attractive to the opposite/same sex as appropriate?

Hi,

My name is Darrell. You may remember me from such dating profiles as "geek seeks fun-loving geekette" and "Looking for my Princess!!1!"

I'd like to offer you a twice in a lifetime chance to win a "casual night on the town (town TBD)". To win, you must want to meet a funny, down to earth, low-key Canadian who moved to Silicon Valley over a year ago, loves camping, hiking, cycling, good wine, and good movies.

To be eligible, you must enjoy sarcastic humor, wine, and not mind watching a grown man weep uncontrollably with joy whenever Apple releases a new gadget.

Act now while supplies last!

Something casual like naked sky-diving. What, too soon? Fine, a coffee shop, wine bar, or pub then.