An easygoing guy who likes his eggs over-easy. I'm so laid back that complete strangers often check my pulse.
My idea of fun and excitement is to flip the cushions on the couch and then spend time getting them to reform to my butt's shape.
My ideal match would have 12 toes like a Hemingway Cat. Chicks dig me because I seldom wear underwear.
In the middle of the night, my favorite travel destination is the bathroom.
I recently completed a 12 step program because I was hooked on phonics. I just finished up step 12 where you make amends using proper grammar.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. It's not that I am afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My yard is the only one in the neighborhood with a Mt. Rushmore tribute monument featuring the cast of Seinfeld.
(But across the street there is a Lincoln Memorial Tribute with Oprah.)
I find television to be very educational. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Currently I am deep in the developmental stages of a highly lucrative attempt to open a drive through MRI/BBQ franchise.
It's unique because the MRI actually cooks your food for you.
Among the listed features are:
Fast and easy scheduling,
Caring and dedicated staff,
One on one patient care,
Board certified radiologists,
Prompt results,
Ample parking,
42" flat screen TV,
Salad bar.
If this takes off I am thinking about adding Podiatry and maybe a raw bar...

Thanks for viewing my profile.
Other than having a devilishly dry sense of humor I'm a pretty good person.
A simple down to earth guy with both feet planted firmly on the ground as I look to the stars with my head in the clouds.
Realize that was a little much... Just trying to see how many "cliches" I could work into one sentence.
Staying fit is important to me. Music, movies, dining out or grillin' on the deck are great.
My favorite hot spots are anywhere there are beaches, lakes, trees or mountains. That's where I find my spirit.
Have always lived close to the ocean and know that I eventually want the water in my backyard again..(but not due to bad plumbing)
Favorite places are San Francisco, N. Ca., Martha's Vineyard, New Hampshire, anywhere below the 7 mile bridge. Still exploring N. Fl.

Some of my favorite foods are Italian, Viking, Chinese, BBQ, Cuban, seafood. Strong coffee, sweets(major:) Art, music, Jethro Tull, reading, conversations, walks, gardening, Red Sox, CNN. Ocean breezes, rustling palms or pines, seagulls, sunrises and sunsets, laughter, my cat Sam purring.
I love music & play the guitar with unbridled enthusiasm and very little talent. As for my taste in music there is nothing like a finely prepared cassette with a robust red wine.

Jet over to the continent for a gourmet meal... then back to the Keys for the sunset... Get matching tattoos and then maybe some Dairy Queen, no maybe pancakes, I really love pancakes...