I'll do this later. But they say my description is too short. And that I need at least 4 sentences. So thats what this last sentence is for. But apparently they don't count periods because I wrote 4 sentences and they still wouldn't let me continue. Please let me continue now.

I'm going to keep the preceding paragraph because 1) I find it entertaining and 2) it represents my attitude toward talking about myself--I find it awkward in an unprompted, un-give-and-take, monological (not a word) format. If that made any sense... In other words, if someone says to me "tell me about yourself", there is a 100% chance I will want to punch that person in the genitals.

I will however, divulge the following:

I'm a retired high school spanish teacher (after 1 glorious year) recently moved to LA to pursue non-dullness. I am rapidly approaching adult-like status and its gross.